Glasses

Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re haulin’ tail down a mountain trail or drinking beers in a Mexican cantina.

THE KING OF HOUNDS Bosley is the late, great dog-of-goodr legend who passed away at the young age of 91. What did Bosley, King of Hounds, dream about? Whatever he f@cking wanted. Fun fact: in his youth he produced belly button lint, a substance luckier than leprechaun’s blood. As the lint-well is no longer producing, we present these Hound-Shell goodrs, a close second.

DONKEYS: IF YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re haulin’ an ass (it's a wild donkey, look it up) down a mountain trail or drinking beers in a Mexican cantina.

DINOSAURS LOVE TO RAVE Here at goodr, it is a well-known fact that dinosaurs were known for enjoying raves after running. To celebrate such a glorious scientific fact, we developed these teal and purple running sunglasses. Perfect for any trail run or, of course, an all-night rager.

BEST-SELLING PINK SUNGLASSES Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re haulin’ tail up a mountain trail or drinking beers in a Mexican cantina.

THE STUFF OF LEGENDS After procuring the requisite saltwater taffy/mescaline composite they demand to fill the holes in their souls, Mick and Keith went for a jog in the black of night and came across a river so blue they could barely believe it. Inspired by that Legendary night we created these black and blue sunglasses.

THAT'S GNAR BRAH!!! DO YOU BLEED FLUORESCENT GREEN?! DOES YOUR PISS HAVE A HALF-LIFE OF 2.5 BAJILLION YEARS? DID YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER GROW A TAIL AFTER MAKING OUT WITH YOU FOR THE FIRST TIME?! THAT'S GNAR BRAH!!! NUCLEAR GNAR!!!

WHEN YOU RESPAWN, YOU HOPE TO APPEAR IN A SAFE LOCATION ...but sometimes you appear in a terrible location, like right in front of the enemy team, and you don't have a weapon, or any clothes, so you brace yourself to be slaughtered, but instead of attacking you, the enemy team just points at your naughty parts and laughs, and somehow that hurts even more than being slaughtered, so you intentionally step on a landmine to respawn, and now you're fully clothed with weapons and sick sunglasses on a sweet vantage point - WOOOO! LET'S DO THIS!

HIDE YOUR TEARS Fun Fact: Silverback Gorillas can squat up to 1,000 pounds. Don’t believe us? Go ask Harambe...oh, uh, nevermind. Don’t worry, squatting in these gray with purple/teal lenses will help hide your tears from the heartache that still haunts you. RIP HARAMBE, RIP.

DON'T BE ASHAMED Real friends wouldn’t question that Björn Borg tattoo on your upper thigh (or the Ace of Base tattoo on your lower back). Real friends would buy you these yellow frames with blue lenses so you can let that Swedish freak flag fly and step into the light where you belong (but where do you belong?).

Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re haulin’ tail down a mountain trail or drinking beers in a Mexican cantina.

WHISKEY SHOTS, AND RUNNING? You read that correctly. We are encouraging you to drink some of that sweet amber liquor with the Prince of Darkness. Don’t let Satan’s reputation (or love of ironic eternal punishments) scare you away; he just wants to be your running buddy. So go on, throw on these amber and black shades and do some Whiskey Shots with Satan.

INTRODUCING: WIPE AWAY YOUR SINS Who can’t relate to, and share in, the passionate hatred, of chores? What better way to come together, than mutual shit-talking? Let’s get people from all over the world to celebrate a middle finger to chores, while ripping off their mesmerizing, bubbly allure.

SMOKE LENS WITH 2ND CLEAR LENS FOR NIGHT RIDING. HARDSHELL CASE INCLUDED The GLENDALE achieves the perfect balance of timeless styling melded with premium frame and lens technology that distinguished riders expect. - Signature cylindrical shield lens with extra large field of vision - High-impact resistant and lightweight polycarbonate lenses - 100% UV protection (UV400) - Scratch resistant lens coating of the highest quality - Additional lens ventilation to prevent fogging - HYDROILO lens treatment repels water, dirt and oil - Shatterproof, lightweight Grilamid TR90 frame - Ultra-grip rubber nose pads and temple tips for a secure fit no matter how much you sweat - Adjustable temple tips for the optimal fit and maximum comfort - HiPER lens options available

MYTHICAL BEAST, REAL UV400 PROTECTION Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re haulin’ tail down a mountain trail or racing away from a giant squid.