Glasses

BEST-SELLING PINK SUNGLASSES Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re haulin’ tail up a mountain trail or drinking beers in a Mexican cantina.

THAT'S GNAR BRAH!!! DO YOU BLEED FLUORESCENT GREEN?! DOES YOUR PISS HAVE A HALF-LIFE OF 2.5 BAJILLION YEARS? DID YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER GROW A TAIL AFTER MAKING OUT WITH YOU FOR THE FIRST TIME?! THAT'S GNAR BRAH!!! NUCLEAR GNAR!!!

DON'T BE ASHAMED Real friends wouldn’t question that Björn Borg tattoo on your upper thigh (or the Ace of Base tattoo on your lower back). Real friends would buy you these yellow frames with blue lenses so you can let that Swedish freak flag fly and step into the light where you belong (but where do you belong?).

INTRODUCING: WIPE AWAY YOUR SINS Who can’t relate to, and share in, the passionate hatred, of chores? What better way to come together, than mutual shit-talking? Let’s get people from all over the world to celebrate a middle finger to chores, while ripping off their mesmerizing, bubbly allure.

MYTHICAL BEAST, REAL UV400 PROTECTION Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re haulin’ tail down a mountain trail or racing away from a giant squid.